February 2010
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January 2010
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Where are you in the movie? →
iamthegirlanachronism:
If we started a movie on the day you were born, and stretched it over your lifespan, this is where you’d be in that movie. So if you’re a teenager, you might see Luke arguing with Uncle Owen, or Cameron making a phony phone call to Ed Rooney. If you’re a retiree, you might see the Marshmallow Man, or Toto pulling away the curtain. And if you’re in your mid-thirties, you...
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“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
– Oscar Wilde
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“It’s strange to have a creation out there, a deeply mutated version of...”
– Dexter Morgan
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confession #2
I have a very strange, powerful, unyielding and yet still unexplainable love for the 1979 Monte Carlo. *sigh*
Watchginaunfiltered:
Crowd Chants ‘USA! USA!’ After Successful Haiti Rescue Effort
I must say…this is the first time I’ve been proud to be an American in a long time. I’m so glad that everyone has come together to help these people in the wake of such horrible tragedy.
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confession #1
I don’t like pie.
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“Grace is what matters. In anything. Especially life, especially growth, tragedy,...”
– Jeff Buckley
Doctors Without Borders on Tumblr →
staff:
Doctors Without Borders is doing an extraordinary amount in Haiti. Please support their efforts and donate anything you can.
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“Music is amazing. There’s some metaphysical comfort where it allows you to...”
– Wayne Coyne
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Evil, Mini-Me & The Explodie Poo Convo...(not for...
Evil says:
okay...so...gross out time
you know the sound that your tummy makes right before you're gonna have like super explodie liquid poo?
Mini Me says:
yes
Evil says:
mine keeps doing that...only the explodie poo thing doesn't happen...so it's just the upset tummy feeling that accompanies it
Mini Me says:
I am dying laughing right now
Evil says:
lol
i'm so glad that i can be so open with you
lol
Mini Me says:
dude the best part of that sound is the relief from the explodie poo
you need to just go sit on the toiter and chill for awhile
Evil says:
dude
i have
there is nothing to poo
Mini Me says:
maybe you are tense from feeling bad
Evil says:
nothing is there
Mini Me says:
and the poo is scared to leave
Evil says:
lol
my poo loves me too much
we've talked about this before
Mini Me says:
you need to tell the poo to get the fuck up out of your colon
Evil says:
i wish poop.com was still around like it used to be
Mini Me says:
dude you need to have a sit down for real yo
Evil says:
i did this morning
there was just a lil baby poo
i need a poop app
they have them you know
you take a pic of your poo and everything
a poo diary
although...i think drawing a pic of it would be better
LOL
Mini Me says:
OMG
DYING
this is the best conversation ever
I Love My Mini-Me & Her Words of Wisdom
Shannies says:
i can't speak
like...i was trying to form a thought
and sentence...and it didn't happen
i'm like...uhhhhh
and then forget what i'm doing
i fail
Nikki says:
it's the germs in your asshole
they are sucking your brain cells
that's what happens when we get sick
the germs make brainfail